and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
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