doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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