If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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