at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
All the doctor said was why
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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