We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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