Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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