does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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