an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
