Grow some girl-balls and come out already
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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