yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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