do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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