I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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