Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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