You're my little dorito
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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