This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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