i can't believe i had my finger in that
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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