Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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