His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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