That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
