it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just gift wrapped bread.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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