No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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