Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Yo dont text me then not text me
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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