Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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