i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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