love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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