My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you would pick up someone in the library
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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