Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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