look no pants
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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