have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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