so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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