Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
