I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize