love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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