You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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