Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
