i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I think my vagina is haunted
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
