Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
im holly from the hills drunk
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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