Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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