Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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