im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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