I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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