SEEEEXXX PLEASE
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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