butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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