normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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