Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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