K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Operation Purity has been aborted
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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