I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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