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(937): View more from Ohio

Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.

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(251): View more from Alabama

i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once

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(713): View more from Texas

on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left

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(917): View more from New York City

Sober January is a disaster.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza

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(708): View more from Illinois

I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....

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(606): View more from Kentucky

So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud

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