i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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