Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She bit a glass in half.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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