yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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