her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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