Pappa wants mamma naked
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Just cropdusted the office
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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