Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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